I’m that rarest of species – a confirmed carnivore who eats Gardenburgers.

But every once in a while, the Carnivore wins, and I go to Ringside Steakhouse ^[1].

This summer I went there, and let me put it this way. I could do better on the Barbie.

Ringside has their moments. Last time I went there, the steaks were pretty juicy. But if ya want quality, go to El Gaucho.