PDX Airport, how I love thee, let me count the ways.

1. Thy coffee chain is the only coffee chain I do not rightly despise, for Coffee People serves righteously strong espresso that tastes good as well. Struth! It doth make my fingers shake fit to mistype like the devil!
2. Thy free internet access is a boon indeed.
3. Thy providing of flight information on thy pre-internet routers is a godsend! Thy generosity knows no bounds

Oh, PDX International Airport, the ways I love thee are not but three, for I limited myself to these meager three, and thus do not encompass the glories of thy sweeping architechture, the pleasing hum of thy slidewalks, nor does it include the willingness of the TSA folk to manually inspect my film.

Oh, were that all airports were as thou, oh Portland International Airport.