Portland Police Demand No Inappropriate Touching

donottouch.gifIn the preparations for Fat Tuesday, a “holiday” created exclusively for dangerous binge drinking, the Portland Police warn us that in recent years they have received a number of complaints from women stating that they have been touched inappropriately.

This year however, will be different! Portland Police will have a substantial and visible presence in Downtown Portland to guard against inappropriate touching. The Chief of Police himself has chimed in, stating, “Not only is this activity inappropriate, it is also criminal.” They will throw you in jail!

You can read the official Police Alert at portlandonline.com/police.

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