The Portland Joint Terrorism Task Force
This post is going to be about the recent opinions from various senators and congresspersons in other states about the recent decision of Portland to withdraw from the Joint Terrorism Task Force (JTTF).
For all the technical information about the JTTF vist the website of…hmmm…darn, I forget his name. Oh well, maybe it will show up on somebody’s blogroll.
Fot those who have asked, “No, the Terrorism Task Force doesn’t have to give up smoking joints just because Mayor Potter and Sam Adams and Randy Leonard and Erik Sten voted for withdrawing.”
They have to give up smoking joints when discussing terrorists because Dan Saltzman disagreed and voted differently.
Gary Blackmer is going to audit the situation to make sure Mayor Potter doesn’t accidently get a top secret security clearance. If the mayor accidently got a top secret security clearance this would be disastrous because, as everybody knows, he hangs out with gay cops and, as everybody knows, gay cops hang out with gay suspected terrorists.
Now to get serious, or as serious as I can get when the weather’s nice and my socks aren’t as wet as they usually are, Mayor Potter and other alleged unindicted co-conspirators arrived at the right conclusion for all the wrong reasons.
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Update
In response to some emails. I have no idea why there are so many honkies on the city council. Ask the chief of police.
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End of update.

