Preferably, someone who’s studied at the Mazziotti school of mentorship, if I could?

I think I’d be able to dress appropriately enough to conduct lessons over fine meals in some of Portland’s swankiest restaurants.

And I only hope my, er, innate business ability would reward my mentor so much that he’d also be “pleased to have been able to help” tutor me. On his dime, no less.

Or someone else’s dime, anyway…