As any accomplished driver knows, (or should, if your parents taught you anything) the corollary to all of this rain is that it’s bringing up oil that your shoddily manufactured cars dripped into the asphalt over the past dry months.

DON’T GO TOO FAST AROND THAT CORNER YOU WILL GO OUT OF CONTROL BEND YOUR CAR AROUND A TELEPHONE POLE AND DIE.

Also, the corner of 11th and Hawthorne is completely flooded. Pics later.