Blazer haiku
I’m not normally a haiku-er – but surely Paul Allen and Co. have provided enough fodder to create a whole parade of appropriately snarky haikus.
I’ll start it off with this lame attempt:
Hand out, Paul Allen?
Couch cushions may be best bet
Scrounge for loose change, sir
Surely you can top it…
(Need inspiration? Check out today’s editorial cartoon in today’s O…)
http://www.phenry.org/junkdrawer/haiku/
…killjoy!
Then come up with a limerick instead, will you?