Oy’s Money: Found!

I found what Oy’s doing with all the money she suckered out of Portland politics!

Christians leaders and individuals who have been called by God to provide these solutions who are looking for resources (at no charge) may email info@emilieboyles.com for assistance.

What I particularly like about the poor wording of this latest missive is the suggestion that the secular emailers will be assessed a fee for the privilege of emailing her. Miz Oy: you may email me for the low, low fee of $177,973.60. I eagerly anticipate it.

Ooh! Ooh! Use your daughter’s amazing skills at transposing her writing into different age groups to accurately target me! Don’t forget that I’m going to art school and and a small liberal arts college simultaneously, and that I’m interning at a manufacturing company this summer. What does your sophisticated market research say about my demographics, Miz Oy? I love Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s if that helps particularly. I also drink coffee.

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3 Comments so far

  1. no one in particular (unregistered) June 6th, 2006 2:25 am

    What is with the (presumably pejorative) nickname “Emilie Oy”? Is that a reference to something? b!X always uses it too, but I don’t get it.

  2. Benkay (unregistered) June 6th, 2006 2:31 am

    It’s a traditionally Jewish exclamation of surprise or disgust. I always hear it in my head as “Oy, vey. Not her again.”

  3. b!X (unregistered) June 6th, 2006 8:46 am

    Benkay groks the oy.


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