Aye Matey!
Shiver me timbers, tonight’s Plunderthon, an annual pirate event in the city of Portland. I understand there will be many a pirate downtown wandering from pub to pub getting booty and drinkin’ ale. It could be a hoot to join in, but I can’t seem to find my eyepatch (those in the know will understand the hidden joke.)
Plunderthon begins @ McFaddens at 5pm and wanders through downtown. It peaks around 10 with a “secret” location for some good plundering. If you’re out there, be a pirate for a night!
I’m shovin’ off..
Plunderthon
Pirate-English translator


Aye! Yo boys played ball well, Sir! Harrrrrr!!!