Well, Plunderathon did come and go. Many a pirate were seen wandering the streets of Old Town, drinking themselves silly, swinging at piñatas and throwing beanbags (pics). What is a havoc-loving Portlander to do?

Why, the answer is clear. Mondo Croquet. Noon, July 30th, Park and Burnside.

Be there or be mallet-ed.

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