Advice for the Newest Blazers

My heart goes out to the newest Trailblazers, whoever they may be. I don’t envy the guys that get drafted by Portland today and I thought maybe they could use a few tips about how to fit in with their new team.

1. Buy a gun or two.
2. Make sure you know how to whine.
3. Portlanders love it when you smell of marijuana.

Anyone else have some advice for the new guys?

Seriously though, new draftees, you don’t have an easy road ahead of you and I hope you can be better role models than some of the guys we have now.

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