911 caller gets her date…in court
Amorous Aloha resident Lorna Dudash rejected a plea bargain earlier this week that would have eliminated jail time. Instead Dudash – the now-infamous dialer for dates who called a 911 operator to send the ‘cutie-pie detective’ back to her house ’cause it’s hard to meet a man, don’t you know – has a date in court on October 26th for ‘improper use of 911 resources.’
And I don’t get it – she had her chance to slink away and quietly exhaust her 15 minutes of fame. Instead, there will be a media circus in October in Hillsboro – guaranteed. And probable jail time (it’s not as if there’s a chance she’ll be found innocent, is there, given the whole tape heard ’round the world thing.)
Is she hoping that she’ll find ‘cutie-pie prison guards’ in the clink? That further notoriety might bring Prince Charming himself to her doorstep?
Sheriff Bernie will help this poor woman.