Slow Down, Live Longer
I realize it’s been a while since we’ve seen any appreciable rain, but come on, people. The traffic report on the radio sounded like the Book of Revelations this morning. This is Portland. I know you all know how to drive in the rain. Just take it a little slower, leave a bit more of a gap between you and the car in front of you. Honestly, this is embarrassing.


Although please – just Slow Down…don’t Sloooowwwwww Doooowwwwnnnn….