Since the wacky weather this week (it’s raining! it’s sunny! it’s 40 degrees! it’s 70 degrees!) has already got the pumpkin I carved last weekend in a state of near-rot, I give you instead virtual pumpkin carving with which to waste your lunch hour, which was just sent to me by a friend. Enjoy!

I’ll probably shlepp over to the store this weekend to get a new real one to carve and leave on the front porch for the trick-or-treaters to admire (or smash, as the case may be) as my first one will be a goopy puddle by next Tuesday.

And just for kicks, this is pretty much the best jack-o-lantern ever.