Things to leave behind in 2006…
Due to mind-numbing overexposure and/or the stench of ‘done to death’-ness that’s starting to smoke out the local blog scene, I hereby resolve to NOT blog about the following topics/people/places in 2007.
- Anything that smacks of picking on the Trail Blazers**. See, I’m kinda liking Brandon Roy and Martell Webster, – not to mention that ‘spanish chocolate’ kid.
- Blog vs. Blog. (“I’m first.” “No, I was first, damn it”) Blog vs. Not-a-Blog. Blog vs. MSM (including any derivation of the whole ‘they don’t get it’ theme.) Can’t we all just get along?
- “Kill the Restaurant’eur Michael Hebberoy. Yes, he’s pretentious as all get-out. Sure, he took a bunch of people for a long carnival ride. But he’s also so last year, no?
- Emilie Boyles. Yes, really. (For me, the dueling thongs put it over the top…)
What’s on your list today? What’d I miss?
** Caveat – I’ll kick this resolution totally to the curb should a) Darius Miles ever wear a Blazer uniform again, and b) do something stupid while wearing said uniform.
These are all good. I’d add “Forget obsessing about Portland’s ‘diversity’ and just start treating everyone nicely.”
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There were no duelling thongs. She’s the only one selling thongs.