Treasure, that is, not a rug.

Specifically, Pirate Monkey Treasure. From their site:

Buccaneers Wanted!

Embark with us on an adventure to find stolen pirate treasure. Our treasure ship was stolen by a group of Monkeys, and we’ve managed to follow them to the Portland area. We want you to become a buccaneer and help us recover our treasure. It won’t be easy, as these monkeys are very devious. They like to taunt us by leaving clues. We’ve been close, but they’ve managed to stay one step ahead of us. We’re offering great rewards for leads that get us closer to capturing them!

First they gave away a Wii, then they gave away a nano. This time it’s a Wii or a $200 Lloyd Center gift card. Hunt 3 started today, so get in now while the gettin is good. If you still want to know more, Billy Bulldog has it covered in an explanatory video (arrrr).

So win the hunt and get a Wii. You KNOW that’ll tie the room together until nihilists come and pee on it. That aggression will not stand, man.