As is (apparently) customary on Fat Tuesday slash Mardi Gras, your friendly neighborhood health club is giving away pancakes.

Perhaps I wasn’t clear. I must not have been because you’re still here reading.

I said FREE PANCAKES!!!!!!ONE!!!!1!!!!!

Yeah. It’s for the Children’s Miracle Network and other local charities apparently. So go eat some pancakes and give them some cash. Here’s how you pitch it:

Let’s go out and have some pancakes.
Why pancakes?
Well they’re free and it’s for a good cause.
What cause?
Cause I’m HUNGRY! Now get in the car!

And if you’re on the eastside, I’ll see you there. mmmm. Pancakes. As long as they don’t bring me coffee for 15 people* I’ll probably be ok…

* Mildly nsfw if a little bad language will get you in trouble.