A Public Service Announcement for the Kid on the MAX Getting Tattooed this Weekend
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Kid:
As much as I appreciate you wanting to honor your parents by getting each of their faces tattooed on your forearms (and I actually thought it was a pretty cool idea, especially since you were getting both your mom and dad), before you go to “some guy” who “does faces real good” in “about 10 minutes”, please, please get a second opinion.
Unless your dad looks something like the face to the right, I can pretty much guarantee you’ll be disappointed. Oh, and $100 for 4 good-sized tattoos, even if they all do only take 10 minutes? Not the bargain you think it is.
I have long been planning on getting a few new tattoos of my friends on my forearms – jh, mc and mr for starts!
An old aquanitance I once knew had Jim Morrison tattooed on his arm… trouble was it looked nothing like Jim Morrison instead the “art” was a dead ringer for Michael Landon circa Highway to Heaven.