Portland / Pornland

Given that Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the US, I guess it shouldn’t shock me too much when I saw this older gentleman in his motorized scooter cruising off MAX… with his porn magazine hanging out of the back pocket.

8 Comments so far

  1. martin (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 10:23 am

    I believe that’s “Exotic Magazine,” more of a directory of strip clubs and escorts than an actual porn mag. I could be wrong.


  2. Banana Lee Fishbones (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 11:31 am

    Isn’t it even cooler that Mr. Runabout would rather have real live girls in some fashion than just a simple skin mag? I think this guy just got even cooler.


  3. brian (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 11:50 am

    If it didn’t shock you then why post?


  4. mg (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

    For some reason seeing that picture I imagine a speaker on either side of the headrest blaring out porn music…chickabow wow.


  5. Russ (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 3:58 pm

    I’d give this guy a break. I am guessing it was a difficult life path that led him to this place of limited self-mobility.

    Perhaps in his dreams, he goes back in time to when he was more able to engage in some of life’s joyous activities than he is now.

    Back to a time when the women were much more “willing” around his presence than they are now.

    So the way I see it:

    If the guy in this picture needs a porn rag to initiate remembrances of ladies past-then “read” on, dude.


  6. Justin (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

    That’s no wheelchair… it’s a mobile lap-dance facilitator.


  7. Banana Lee Fishbones (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 4:06 pm

    …And Justin wins the Metty Award for Most Amusing Comment In Recent Memory!


  8. martin (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

    I’ll never look at those Hoveround commercials the same way again, regardless of the fact that you can get one for little or no cost to you through Medicare.



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