I have to believe that the commenter posting from the Comcast IP address 24.22.17.48 hasn’t just been doing anonymous drive-by’s here. But he/she has nothing good to say about us, that’s for sure! In 60 comments going back to March of this year, no less…
“Peter” has issues with our language choices here (a frequent theme), whether posting as “Ted” (who wants mature language) or “Tom.”
“Nino” has issues with our subject matter – but hey, so do “Glenn” and “Tara” and “David”. And believe me, we’re shaking in our shoes over here – especially since “Tom” and “Ken” and “David” must be really important, since they all own their own domains! (If their email addresses – tom@tom.com, ken@ken.com and david@david.com are any indication, that is, she says, tongue planted firmly in cheek. The rest of the crew seems to make do on variants of yahoo addresses – ken94327@yahoo.com, for example.)
Our drive-by artist doesn’t appear to have a favorite blogger here – we’re all either ‘idiot(s)’ or ‘stupid’ or “jokes to this world.” And he/she doesn’t think highly of Portland either: “Portland is absolutely them (sic) most pretentious city I have ever seen.”
But despite his/her obvious maturity (after all, aren’t you impressed by an anonymous artist who does nothing but take pot shots using a plethora of fake identities?), he/she isn’t exactly infallible – witness this comment from “Tom”: “I doubt that an act like the Beastie Boys would be kept quiet until leaked to some stupid blogger. Grow up.” (Guess who ended up right here (hint: it wasn’t “Tom”)?
It’s this comment in particular that has me troubled: “So please try to start posting on important things, and I do not mean Harry Potter, or we’re going to stop reading you. I’m more than halfway there already.” (emphasis mine)
We? Is the anonymous drive by commenter known as 24.22.17.48 starting to believe his/her own myth? Or are we talking split personalities here?
Just to make it clearer to our readers when there’s a troll afoot, we’re going to call it out from now on when 24.22.17.48 comments here with a note like this:
“Barbara” is actually a drive-by, brought to you by the 24.22.17.48 comment troll. Read more about it here.
After all, you’ll have no other way to know that “Keith” and “Kenny” and “Denny” and “Kerri “and “Craig” and “Mark” and “Daniel” and “Stan” and “Larry” and “Ben” and “Roger” and “Dan” and “Curtis” and “Tam” and “Henna” and “Kevin” are all, in fact, the artist known as 24.22.17.48.
Local bloggers, feel free to pick this up for your own sites if you, too, have 24.22.17.48 raising havoc in your comment threads, courtesy of your PDX MB friends…