Comments on: Happy Valley not happy over naked gardener

By: George Plizinotski

George Plizinotski — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:35:12 +0000

Things that make you go hmmm…

I personally have gone out in a controlled enviroment in the buff, knowing darn well no one
else would ever see me. I have played truth or dare and streaked down the street in the middle of the night.(Streak= 70’s fad for running around naked in public) just to clarify for all y’all young kids.

BUTT, and that’s a big but, when someone forces unwanted nudity upon you, and it is offensive, and you need to protect the area which you call your range of radar. Call the cops. Doesn’t matter if he/she is planting radishes in their backyard, or changing the oil in the car in the front yard. The cops can document it and explain the usefuleness of clothes. Otherwise lewd and lasciviousness may apply…

By: jen

jen — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:29:59 +0000

Oh Noes! Lord save us from the evil that is the human wang. If he hasn’t acted improperly in any other way, no big deal.

And the Think of The Children types can get over themselves. My kid would likely just laugh. And maybe ask why I never let him out of the house nekkid.

By: plm

plm — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:22:51 +0000

MRSROADRUNNER: He was not just gardening in his back yard. He was alse nude gardening in his _front_ yard. He was also going out to his mailbox in the nude.

By: Irk

Irk — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:17:45 +0000

Man, I’d love to live in a neighborhood where the worst thing happening is some guy playing in the rough in his buff. I’m too busy dodging bullets and rabid dogs to worry about whether or not some neighbor’s wearing clothes or not… good grief.

By: MrsRoadRunner

MrsRoadRunner — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:49:51 +0000

OMG
If the dude wants to go buck naked in his own back yard let him!!
Those neighbors should learn to mind there own business and quit peeking into peoples back yards, what are these people down in happy valley a bunch of peeping toms??
Hate to have his neighbors as ours! Peeking into our yard and/or windows if they get a chance…..geesh!
Happy Valley the home of peeping toms…..

By: Don

Don — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:17:57 +0000

Why are the neighbors so upset about this? Who made the human body anyway? Didn’t God carefully design the male body out of the dust of the ground? Who are we to say that what God designed is indecent or obscene? If Michelangelo were alive today and was standing next to his statue of David, and you walked up and told him the statue was obscene, wouldn’t he be offended? How do you think God feels about us saying the human body is indecent or obscene? I agree with the Oregon law that says there is nothing wrong with nonsexual nudity. Leave Steve alone.

By: Smashing.

Smashing. — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:56:26 +0000

How are they able to see him so well? Perhaps hed needs a good fence? Anybody remember Home Improvement and the neighbor where you never saw his face?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:20:46 +0000

Who would want to garden in the nude? What about the bugs, twigs and various other things that can scratch and poke?

By: The Guilty Carnivore

The Guilty Carnivore — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:45:27 +0000

I hope for his neighbor’s sake there’s not any particular reason they call it “Happy Valley”.

By: Daaaaave

Daaaaave — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:06:30 +0000

D’oh! Double posting a weed wacker joke. :*(

At least it reminds me of Anderson talking about “wacking it in the tool shed”.