See that thing you’re holding over your head…that contraption of metal and a lovely waterproof fabric? It will protect you from the rain that is falling down around us. Because you have it your lovely clothing will not get wet.

You are smart for carrying it. I do not begrudge you having one. I – sadly – was not smart. I left mine at home. I know that’s my own fault, but please do not walk under the awnings and make me step to the outside of the sidewalk when we pass.

Thank You.