Blazer Fever: NOT Contagious

So I keep hearing that since the Blazers are currently the holders of the hottest streak (it goes to 11!) in the NBA, and as a result of ONE streak in ONE season, Blazermania is back! Blazer Fever, catch it!

Puh-LEASE!

Don’t get me wrong, I love me a Blazer, and I always have. Eastern Oregon is not immune to either The Mania or The Fever, I assure you. In fact my dad (firmly ensconced in La Grande) is currently going a few rounds with his cable company who keeps saying they’ll show the games but keeps blacking them out. I had the complete set of Blazer glasses, I had a shirt, I knew who started and what position, I assure you it’s not like I’ve NEVER had The Fever.

But I’m supposed to get worked up all of a sudden? Am I the only one who remembers how bad last year was? I looked it up, we were 32-50 last year. Yeah, fifty losses. And this year we were 5-12 at one point. To sum up: Last year sucked and this year sucked until just recently. But I need to be all excited and all Blazer fangirl now?

Sorry, that’s not happening. Don’t think it can’t happen, it’s just that right now I have a “bad boyfriend” relationship with my team. That guy you dated who drank milk from the carton and left the seat up and did stupid things that made you mad. But he was so sorry afterwards. “You know I love you baby, don’t be mad…”

Well I want to love them again, I do. I want them to succeed, and I want to go back to the mindset of “Oh we’re SO in the playoffs, it’s just a question of how far we’ll go”, even when there are a LOT of good teams in the Western Conference. But right now is not the time. If they keep this up, expect a post from me right around St Patrick’s day about how unbelievable they are and what an amazing change I’ve seen between last year and this year, and how awesome it is that it all started with that streak late last year, and how I was SO wrong to have ever doubted them. Until this looks a bit more permanent I’m still calling shenanigans on all this Fever Mania goings-on.

4 Comments so far

  1. sabernar (unregistered) on December 28th, 2007 @ 7:03 am

    Just be thankful you’re not a Knicks fan. :(


  2. Nolando (unregistered) on December 28th, 2007 @ 10:22 am

    Basketball – they still play that?


  3. PDXJer (unregistered) on December 28th, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    So you will only be a fan when they are guaranteed to make the playoffs…. there is a word for that type of fan.


  4. Banana Lee Fishbones (unregistered) on December 29th, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

    That’s not what I mean, PDXjer. I have always been a fan I just don’t think it’s time to say the Blazers are officially back now, not like we used to have Blazers before we had Jailblazers and all of that. I’ve seen winning streaks by losing teams before and it doesn’t make me think it’s time for all that yet. I’m glad they’re doing well but I don’t think they have proven they are BACK yet.

    There’s also a word for people who jump on the bandwagon now, y’know. Fickle.



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