If you’re wondering if the TSA Orange Alert is resulting in longer lines at airport security, I’m happy to report that things seem to be moving quite smoothly at PDX. I got passed a yellow card today so they could time how long it took to get through. I think it took longer for the guy to fill it out in the first place.

Anyway, I’m just wondering if I am I the only one who remembers that the Orange Alert meant that the giant Rover bubble was coming to fetch the escaping Prisoner?