I Curse You Mr. Thief!


Someone ripped off my bus, coffee and beer money.

Last night I was doing an Eddie May show at the Shilo Inn and while all the actors were on stage performing, some fucker came into our dressing room, went through everyone’s bags and stole everybody’s cash.

I hope you realize Mr. Thief that when you steal from actors on stage you are cursed. The curse of MacBeth is upon you. The ghost of Shakespeare will forever cockblock you and your life will be miserable until you make amends.

You suck Mr. Thief!

2 Comments so far

  1. Greg Passmore (unregistered) on October 25th, 2006 @ 4:18 pm

    Thats really mean! My condolences go out to you. At least it was just the cash and not all the credit cards too! On a side not, that Eddie May website has got to win a prize for ugliest website in Portland. (No offense if you created the site…. there is a certain artistic flair required for this level of ugly and I respect that)

  2. jonpaul (unregistered) on October 25th, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

    HA! LOL! You are soooo right about the EM website and God/dess no I didn’t create it. :-)

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